Oh, greetings wanderer! You seem to have stumbled on my family’s mausoleum but don’t worry I’m the only one residing here at the moment. If you wish to- Oh how silly I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Maria, and as you can see, I’m not exactly human anymore but fear not as I wouldn’t hurt such a gracious guest. Why don’t you have a look around? You can find out a bit more about me and my human life in the newspaper clipping or you can open the scroll to find a map to this frankly labyrinthian mausoleum. This site is not optimized for mobile at the moment. And is a constant work-in-progress. Sign my guestbook on your way out!